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Blog Flashback: 76 Damn Trombones!

Blog Flashback: 76 Damn Trombones!

Let’s take a peek at June 28, 2007, shall we? We shall! The kid has slept through the night! Twice! Two nights in a row! Asleep from 9:30pm-5:30am. OMG the bliss of it all! I want to order a parade all about sleep! There could be floats made to look like giant mattresses and comfy … Continue reading »

I AM ALMOST THREE YEARS OLD

I say "no" to everything. Even when I mean yes. Sometimes, I catch myself mid-no and change it to yes, so it comes out "nnnn'yesh". Though I am a girl, and I adore my pink shoes, and my flower shoes which are are also pink, but are not to be confused with my pink shoes, my favorite toys are plastic dinosaurs. I have baby dolls, but they don't hold my interest worth a damn. I laugh, I cry, I pout, I giggle, and I do it all in the same breath. I pretend to be shy a lot, and I would really appreciate it, Mother, if you would stop telling people that it's an act. How am I supposed to soften up the marks if you let them in on the con?

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