Dear Coworker, I’m sure it’s tough, being recently divorced and newly “on the market”, so to speak. But. The Well of Sympathy dries out very quickly when you concoct daily tales of drama and repeat them throughout the day to any male coworker you can find. With tears. And lamentations of how hard it is … Continue reading
Dear Coworker, My name is right there in my signature line. Spelled correctly. Your continued misspelling of my name can only be deliberate. Of course you know, this means war. I shall be sending a manservant to officially slap you across the face with a glove. No reason we can’t handle this like gentlemen. Regards!
