February 6, 2009 by skwishface
friend: I have been craving menudo
me: menudo is my kryptonite unless I’ve been drinking
friend: i agree…it’s drinking soup only….which is odd cause i haven’t had a drink in…. a while
me: meeeeee neither. though I’m getting some wine for tonight
friend: for you? what?!
me: bitch please. I can have a glass or two of wine
friend: why don’t you smoke some crack while you are at it!
me: I was gonna, but I decided to pay a transient to punch me in the belly repeatedly instead
friend: there you go
me: Well, I like to give back to the community
friend: for Obama