December 10, 2009 by skwishface
me: hag! quick! I have a question!
gay friend: yes
me: are we near-middle-aged mother-type women allowed to own and embrace the term “M I L F”? Cuz I think I look pretty damn milfy today
gay friend: Hell to the no
I’m too young and too married to be a cougar, though!
so what the heck am I?
gay friend: Just fabulous
me: Don’t I need, like, glittery fake nails for that?
gay friend: don’t you have those?
me: nope. also, no rhinestone false eyelashes.
……. I’m starting to think maybe my idea of “fabulous” is actually more like “Rupaul Fabulous” or even “Madonna Fabulous”
which may, technically, be “fabuLICIOUS”
friend: You’re so gay.