January 5, 2010 by skwishface
My children make words come out of my mouth that I would never have imagined I’d say. I hear myself saying these things in the most calm, normal, matter-of-fact voice. Like a crazy person. Please tell me I’m not the only one who does this.
“Honey, please get your toe out of your mouth.”
“You are a pooping pooper. Of poopness. Poop poop.”
“Tom & Jerry went night-night. They can’t hear you scream.”
“I know you want kisses, sweetheart, but Mommy doesn’t want to eat snot.”