A Matter of Decorum

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February 8, 2010 by skwishface

Dear Coworker,

I’m sure it’s tough, being recently divorced and newly “on the market”, so to speak.


The Well of Sympathy dries out very quickly when you concoct daily tales of drama and repeat them throughout the day to any male coworker you can find. With tears. And lamentations of how hard it is to be so alone.

They’re all married, you know.

You need to shop at places where the goods are actually for sale. What you’re doing now is like walking up to a garage sale and trying to buy the house. Just because you can see it, doesn’t mean you can buy it.

Simmer down, sister.


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