February 18, 2010 by skwishface
Having children in your life will cause you to say things. Things that, if they were repeated to you by court reporter, would sound insane. But at the time, they’re perfectly reasonable to you. Right? I’m not the only one who does this. Right? …. Right?!
“Honey, we don’t lick furniture.”
“Can you help her get what’s stuck to her elbow into her mouth, please?”
“Today, banana yogurt makes us cry.”