July 28, 2010 by skwishface
It’s been ages since I’ve kept up with this blog thing. I wish I had a good excuse – like maybe I’m busy or something – but I keep encountering startling evidence to the contrary. Observe this chat:
ME: NOW I NEED CHEESE
ME: wth, my body?
FRIEND: I already ate my cheezits. Yer outta luck
ME: well shit
ME: you don’t just have a block of cheese lying around?
ME: carve me off a chunk?
FRIEND: um, no
ME: well then what good are you?
FRIEND: *dash about*
ME: flag on the play!
FRIEND: c’mon ref!
ME: *you’re out!*
Yep. Whole minutes in the middle of my work day. Right there. I win at productivity.