August 18, 2010 by skwishface
ME: oh my god, Becky
FRIEND: LOOK AT HER BUTT.
ME: I need to start calling more people Rump-a-smooth-skin
FRIEND: Speaking of butts, I watched a documentary last night.
FRIEND: Directed by Method Man from Wu Tang Clan.
FRIEND: They went to 5 different cities and went to strip clubs.
FRIEND: Oh, and they interviewed some girls too.
FRIEND: But mostly it was boobie footage.
ME: what was the point of this documentary?
ME: other than boobs
FRIEND: I’m….not sure.
FRIEND: At the very end, Method Man got all serious and talked for about 45 seconds about how these women are just doing their job, performing a service, showing up on time and clocking hours just like the rest of us. So we shouldn’t judge.
FRIEND: And then there was a butt montage.
FRIEND: I can’t say I was surprised.
FRIEND: I’m not even sure why we watched it! We were scrolling thru Hulu, and I just wanted to see the first 5 minutes to see what a train wreck it would be.
FRIEND: We ended up watching the whole thing! An hour’s worth of boobs!
ME: aw, thanks Hulu!
ME: just what you always wanted