Category Archives: Chats

  1. Irony In Motion

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    January 28, 2011 by skwishface

    ME: so superbowl got any plans? FRIEND: when is it? (I’m gay remember?) ME: omg live the stereotype down. this …
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  2. Always Bringing The Classy

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    August 18, 2010 by skwishface

    ME: oh my god, Becky FRIEND: LOOK AT HER BUTT. ME: I need to start calling more people Rump-a-smooth-skin FRIEND: …
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  3. My Life. It Fascinates.

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    July 28, 2010 by skwishface

    It’s been ages since I’ve kept up with this blog thing. I wish I had a good excuse – like …
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  4. Punctuation Onomatopoeia

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    April 15, 2010 by skwishface

    FRIEND: I’m only half way through this but it’s already my favorite music review ever. FRIEND: woman that goes by “GloZell” interpreting …
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  5. Probably should’ve opened with “hello”

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    March 12, 2010 by skwishface

    ME: so I had a dream the other night ME: that the zombie apocalypse had come ME: and my family …
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  6. Love Is In The Air

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    February 12, 2010 by skwishface

    Me: Mom is coming into town tomorrow morning, and she’s cool to do bedtime with the kiddos so we can go …
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  7. Upon The Field Of Honor

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    January 26, 2010 by skwishface

    Dear Coworker, My name is right there in my signature line. Spelled correctly. Your continued misspelling of my name can …
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